The original audio sample
"No Chance" - Niks Astþley official song.
No Chance, formerly known as There's No Chance, is a formerly Unidentified song. It is by Niks Astþley. It is Universe GOL582Ψ's version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.
Information[]
Genre - Pop
Status - Identified
OP - Deleted user
Searched Since - 2060
Solved - 2084 (24 years)
Lyrics[]
You and me have thought about ourselves for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
We have an idea and love what is happening
You knew our game and you know it
And if you ask me
Don't tell me you're blind
There's no chance that I will stop giving in to you
Never gonna let you feel down
There's no chance that I will make you cry
Zero lies Will come from my voice
And hurt you
Ah No Chance Ah No Chance
Ah No Chance No No no chance
{Repetition of underlined text 4×}
I am not a weird guy in love
My parents made the rules so I reversed it
The best thing to do is a dedicated art Peice
We've been searching for the gold
You can see it's your one and only chance to get the gold
No one knows where it's from
Origin[]
The now deleted user on Reddit said this about the origins:
"Heard this really catchy song while watching a comedy TV show, "The Nyompsons", as soon as I heard it, it has been stuck in my head, please, please, PLEASE, anyone! Find it!"
Theories[]
AI Theory: a debunked Theory that the song was AI generated, due to the weird voice, but, after the complete song was found, it was very obvious that the theory was completely wrong.
Smooth Dimension Theory: a debunked Theory that the song was from the popular 2060-2090 pop band, Smooth Dimension, but a member of the band later denied even hearing such song. This was mainly due to the instrumental sounding like a song from them.
Lie Theory: a debunked Theory that the song's OP actually had the full and official song, but for an unknown reason, lied about not having it. It was very easy to find the big issues with this Theory.